The Magic of Evil Bone Water

At Karma Zen Acupuncture, patients love the soothing topicals that support their healing during treatments—this year, the elves, Karmichael, and even Merrydian have really enjoyed their favorite: Evil Bone Water (EBW).

This powerful herbal liniment has become the star of their holiday wellness routine. After experiencing its benefits firsthand during their acupuncture sessions with Dr. Katrina, they’re not just using it… they’re taking bottles home, gifting it to loved ones, and spreading the word all the way from Spicewood to the North and South Poles!

What Is Evil Bone Water?

Despite its spooky name, Evil Bone Water is a beloved topical herbal liniment made in the US and only available through acupuncturists.
It’s designed to:

• Soothe muscle and joint pain
• Reduce inflammation
• Ease bruising and sprains
• Support injury recovery
• Relieve soreness and stiffness

Its formula penetrates deeply, bringing fast relief—and our holiday helpers can’t get enough of it.

Why the Elves, Karmichael & Merrydian Love Evil Bone Water

Pinelope, Zentley, Karmichael, and Merrydian all agree:

EBW is a holiday miracle in a bottle.

Karmichael’s Routine

Karmichael loves applying magnesium oil infused with essential oils after EBW.
The EBW helps loosen tight muscles, and the magnesium oil eases cramps—perfect for long waddles across the South Pole snow.
He’s bringing both products home to share with all his penguin friends!

Zentley’s Favorite Combo: EBW + CBD Salve

Zentley swears by pairing Evil Bone Water with CBD salve.
The EBW helps the CBD absorb more deeply, making it a powerful duo for:

• Sore muscles
• Tension
• Achy legs after long days helping Dr. Katrina

Zentley is also bringing Burn Balm back to Santa.
Why?

Because slipping down chimneys is tougher than it looks… and Santa occasionally gets little fireplace burns.
Burn Balm is perfect for:

• Burns
• Cuts
• Bug bites
• Even reduces the pain & inflammation of sunburns Santa gets while fishing in the off season.

Pinelope’s Secret to Beautiful Skin

Pinelope has fallen in love with Emily Skin Soother.
Winters at the North Pole are harsh, and her skin gets dry fast.
This gentle, natural salve:

• Hydrates dry skin
• Soothes irritation
• Is gentle enough for the face
• Works beautifully on lips

She learned from Dr. Katrina—who uses Emily Skin Soother on her face daily.
No wonder her skin looks so soft and healthy!

Pinelope even picked up Emily Skin Soother for Baby & Adults for Mrs. Claus, who occasionally experiences eczema flare-ups on her arms.
This formula was originally created for the founder’s daughter, who had baby eczema—so it’s safe, effective, and perfect for sensitive skin.

Meridian’s Experience

Merrydian had been struggling with a stubborn hotspot — until Dr. Katrina applied Evil Bone Water during his treatment.
The soothing, cooling relief was almost immediate, and he finally felt comfortable again.

He also fell in love with the Emily Furry Friend Skin Soother and Furry Friend Pet Shampoo. The shampoo felt amazing on his skin, washing away irritation and leaving him itch-free. The Furry Friend Skin Soother worked perfectly alongside the EBW to help his hotspot heal beautifully.

Merrydian was delighted to learn that Dr. Katrina uses these same products to care for her own pets — the Furry Friend Skin Soother keeps Dewey’s bulldog wrinkles healthy and helps calm Opal’s occasional scratchy skin.

Now he’s taking bottles back for Santa, Mrs. Claus, and every hardworking elf up North.

The Benefits of Evil Bone Water

Evil Bone Water is used at Karma Zen Acupuncture to support healing from:

• Muscle soreness
• Joint pain
• Bruising
• Sprains
• Tendon discomfort
• Stiffness
• Overuse injuries
• Hotspots on pets (with proper guidance)

Its deep-penetrating herbal formula brings quick relief, making it a favorite for athletes, desk workers, busy parents… and elves.

Wellness That’s Worth Sharing

At the end of their holiday visit, the elves, Karmichael, and Merrydian each packed up their favorite topicals:

• Evil Bone Water
• CBD salve
• Burn Balm
• Magnesium oil
• Emily Skin Soother

They’re spreading the wellness magic across the North Pole, the South Pole, and everywhere in between.

Because good health is the best gift—and these products help everyone feel better, move better, and enjoy the season with more comfort and joy.